Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half MenChiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
S10, EP23 "Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped"Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.
S5, EP18 "If My Hole Could Talk"Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment.
S11, EP1 "Nangnangnangnang"Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.
S2, EP3 "A Bag Full of Jawea"Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.
S2, EP4 "Go Get Mommy's Bra"Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.
S2, EP5 "Bad News From the Clinic"Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.
S2, EP6 "The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance"Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.
S2, EP7 "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.
S2, EP8 "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.
S3, EP18 "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"Paying his young girlfriend's bills financially straps Alan.
S5, EP19 "Waiting for the Right Snapper"Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.
S11, EP2 "I Think I Banged Lucille Ball"Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).
S11, EP3 "This Unblessed Biscuit"When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire.
S2, EP9 "Yes, Monsignor"Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.
S2, EP10 "The Salmon Under My Sweater"Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.
S2, EP11 "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"Jake discovers an angry Web site devoted to Charlie's womanizing ways.
S2, EP12 "A Lungful of Alan"Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.
S2, EP13 "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)"When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.
S2, EP14 "Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts"Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.
S3, EP21 "And the Plot Moistens"Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi; Charlie helps Jake prepare a song for his audition for the school musical.
S1, EP5 "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
S1, EP6 "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.
S8, EP14 "Looking' for Japanese Subs"Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.
S6, EP1 "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.
S11, EP4 "Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank"Walden parties with Jenny and her attractive friends; Alan's illicit affair with Lyndsey is jeopardized.
S11, EP5 "Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003"Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.
S2, EP15 "Smell the Umbrella Stand"Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.
S2, EP16 "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.
S2, EP17 "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor after he injures his back during sex.
S2, EP18 "It Was Mame, Mom"When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him, as his gay partner.
S2, EP19 "A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise"Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.
S2, EP20 "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.
S11, EP6 "Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants"Alan wants to set up a date with Lynda Carter once he learns Walden knows her; Walden begrudgingly agrees to invite Lynda over for dinner.
S6, EP2 "Pie Hole, Herb"Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.
S11, EP7 "Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie"Lyndsey's jealousy disrupts Walden's and Alan's dates with beautiful women.
S3, EP22 "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.
S2, EP21 "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.
S2, EP22 "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.
S2, EP23 "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.
S2, EP24 "Does This Smell Funny to You?"Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.
S3, EP1 "Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts"After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.
S3, EP2 "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover"Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.
S11, EP8 "Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room"When Alan and Lyndsey's affair puts Walden in danger, he is forced to accept Rose's (Melanie Lynskey) help.
S6, EP3 "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.
S11, EP9 "Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer"Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information.
S3, EP23 "Arguments for the Quickie"Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.
S3, EP3 "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.
S3, EP4 "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.
S3, EP5 "We Called It Mr. Pinky"Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love, and Rose says his inability to have a long-lasting relationship is due to unresolved issues with his mother.
S3, EP7 "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.
S3, EP8 "That Voodoo That I Do Do"Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.
S3, EP9 "Madame and Her Special Friend"A wealthy, elderly woman (Cloris Leachman) sets her sights on Alan.
S11, EP11 "Tazed in the Lady Nuts"Walden teams up with a beautiful former employee (Odette Annable) on a new project; Alan gives Jenny advice about her girlfriend (Aly Michalka).
S6, EP4 "The Flavin' and the Mavin"Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.
S11, EP12 "Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball."Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.
S3, EP24 "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.
S3, EP10 "Something Salted and Twisted"Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that calls him a "good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy," but it does not impress his mother.
S3, EP12 "That Special Tug"Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist.
S3, EP16 "Ergo, the Booty Call"Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
S6, EP5 "A Jock Strap in Hell"The guys run into Jake's former teacher (Alicia Witt) who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie; Charlie gives her a room and a job to try and help her out, but things get out of control.
S11, EP13 "Bite Me, Supreme Court"Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.
S11, EP14 "Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe"Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.
S4, EP1 "Working for Caligula"Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.
S3, EP19 "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women.
S3, EP20 "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother, as Alan tries to win her daughter back; Kandi arranges a date between her father and Judith.
S1, EP7 "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
Rerun Air Date: April 6, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 8, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 8, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 8, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 8, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 8, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 8, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 8, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 8, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 8, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 8, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 8, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 8, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
S6, EP6 "It's Always Nazi Week"When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.
Rerun Air Date: April 8, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 8, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 8, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 8, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 8, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 8, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 8, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 8, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
S6, EP7 "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.
Rerun Air Date: April 9, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 9, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 9, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 9, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 9, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 9, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 9, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 9, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
S4, EP2 "Who's Vod Kanockers?"Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.
S6, EP8 "Pinocchio's Mouth"Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.
Rerun Air Date: April 10, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 10, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 10, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 10, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 10, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 10, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 10, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 10, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
S10, EP22 "My Bodacious Vidalia"With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
S10, EP21 "Another Night With Neil Diamond"Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
S10, EP20 "Bazinga! That's From a TV Show"Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.
S10, EP19 "Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon"Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.
S10, EP18 "The 9:04 From Pemberton"After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.
S10, EP17 "Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries"When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.
S5, EP17 "Fish in a Drawer"A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.
S5, EP16 "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.
S5, EP15 "Rough Night in Hump Junction"Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.
S3, EP17 "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).
S3, EP15 "My Tongue Is Meat"When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.
S3, EP14 "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
S3, EP13 "Humiliation Is a Visual Medium"Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.
S2, EP2 "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.
S2, EP1 "Back Off Mary Poppins"Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.
S1, EP24 "Can You Feel My Finger?"A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.
S1, EP23 "Just Like Buffalo"Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
S1, EP22 "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).
S1, EP21 "No Sniffing, No Wowing"Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear).
S1, EP20 "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).
S1, EP19 "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.
S1, EP18 "An Old Flame With a New Wick"Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).
S1, EP17 "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
S1, EP16 "That Was Saliva, Alan"Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.
S1, EP15 "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.
S1, EP14 "I Can't Afford Hyenas"Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.
S1, EP13 "Sarah Like Puny Alan"Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.
S1, EP12 "Camel Filters and Pheremones"The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.
S1, EP11 "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.
S1, EP9 "Phase One, Complete"Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.
S1, EP8 "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Original Air Date: Sep 22, 2003
Genres: ComedyTV Series
Rating: TV14
Playback: HD
5 seasons available on demand (31 episodes)
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