Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half MenChiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
S12, EP11 "For Whom the Booty Calls"When Walden joins a support group for adoptive fathers, he discovers that it is a nice getaway from Alan.
S6, EP14 "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"Convinced that Alan is not appreciated by his family, Melissa asks him to live with her and her mother.
S12, EP12 "A Beer-Battered Rip-Off"Walden worries that Louis' adoption will be impacted when Alan breaks up with their social worker in order to get back together with Lyndsey.
S6, EP5 "A Jock Strap in Hell"The guys run into Jake's former teacher (Alicia Witt) who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie; Charlie gives her a room and a job to try and help her out, but things get out of control.
S6, EP6 "It's Always Nazi Week"When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.
S6, EP7 "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.
S6, EP8 "Pinocchio's Mouth"Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.
S6, EP9 "The Mooch at the Boo"Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date, thanks in part to Charlie's car.
S6, EP10 "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.
S4, EP9 "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.
S12, EP13 "Boompa Loved His Hookers"Walden worries that ending things with Ms. McMartin will become an issue; when Lyndsey asks Alan to move in with her, he hesitates.
S6, EP15 "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"In an attempt to prove he has changed from his old self, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.
S12, EP14 "Don't Give a Monkey a Gun"When their divorce becomes official, Walden offers Alan a gift; Alan's impractical choice strains his relationship with Lyndsey.
S6, EP16 "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) arrives.
S4, EP10 "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.
S1, EP13 "Sarah Like Puny Alan"Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.
S1, EP12 "Camel Filters and Pheremones"The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.
Rerun Air Date: April 20, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
S2, EP12 "A Lungful of Alan"Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.
S2, EP13 "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)"When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.
S2, EP14 "Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts"Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.
S2, EP15 "Smell the Umbrella Stand"Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.
S2, EP16 "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.
S2, EP17 "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor after he injures his back during sex.
S12, EP15 "Of Course He's Dead -- Part One"Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.
S12, EP16 "Of Course He's Dead -- Part Two"Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.
S6, EP17 "The Ocu or the Pado?"When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected.
S6, EP18 "My Son's Enormous Head"Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick and he is forced to take care of her.
S6, EP19 "The Two Finger Rule"Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.
S6, EP20 "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.
S6, EP21 "Above Exalted Cyclops"Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.
S6, EP22 "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.
S4, EP12 "Castrating Sheep in Montana"Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).
S9, EP1 "Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt"After saying goodbye to the late Charlie Harper, Alan meets Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a broken-hearted billionaire.
S9, EP2 "People Who Love Peepholes"Walden's ex-wife, Bridget (Judy Greer), turns up.
S6, EP23 "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.
S6, EP24 "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital.
S7, EP1 "818-jklpuzo"Charlie must decide between his fiancee, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.
S7, EP2 "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"Charlie's house is taken over by women when Chelsea convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend move in.
S7, EP3 "Mmm, Fish. Yum"Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.
S7, EP4 "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.
S4, EP13 "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb (Ryan Stiles) making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.
S9, EP3 "Big Girls Don't Throw Food"Alan helps Walden get ready for a date with Bridget (Judy Greer); Jake decides to drop out of school like Walden did.
S9, EP4 "Nine Magic Fingers"Walden searches for love; Alan encounters a chance to reconcile with Lyndsey.
S7, EP5 "For the Sake of the Child"After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.
S7, EP6 "Give Me Your Thumb"Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.
S7, EP7 "Untainted by Filth"Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.
S7, EP8 "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.
S7, EP9 "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.
S7, EP10 "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.
S4, EP14 "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields).
S9, EP5 "A Giant Cat Holding a Churro"Alan tries to come to terms with Lyndsey's past; Walden throws a party at the house.
S9, EP6 "The Squat and the Hover"Depressed after receiving divorce papers, Walden cheers up when he meets a woman who looks very similar to his ex, Bridget (Judy Greer).
S7, EP12 "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.
S7, EP13 "Yay, No Polyps!"Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.
S7, EP14 "Crude and Uncalled For"A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.
S7, EP15 "Aye, Aye, Captain"Charlie's relationship with Chelsea is threatened by his jealousy.
S7, EP16 "Tinkle Like a Princess"After running off to Las Vegas, Charlie returns with a new wife.
S7, EP17 "I Found Your Mustache"Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
S4, EP15 "My Damn Stalker"Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher (Allison Janney).
S9, EP7 "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets"Jake has feelings for his chemistry tutor, but she has a crush on Walden; Alan becomes obsessed with the journal his brother left him in his will.
S9, EP8 "Thank You for the Intercourse"Alan becomes extremely emotional when Walden redecorates the beach house.
S7, EP18 "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.
S7, EP19 "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldrigdge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).
S7, EP20 "I Called Him Magoo"Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the "girlfriend experience."
S7, EP21 "Gumby With a Pokey"While Alan and Jake are away on a road trip, Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.
S7, EP22 "This Is Not Gonna End Well"After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.
S8, EP1 "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.
S4, EP16 "Young People Have Phlegm Too"A more mature woman (Morgan Fairchild) helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.
S1, EP15 "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.
S1, EP16 "That Was Saliva, Alan"Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.
Rerun Air Date: April 27, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 29, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 29, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 29, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 29, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 29, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 29, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 29, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 29, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 29, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 29, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 29, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 29, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 29, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 29, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 29, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 29, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 29, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 29, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 29, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 29, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
S4, EP17 "I Merely Slept With a Commie"Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.
Rerun Air Date: April 30, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 30, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 30, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 30, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 30, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 30, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 30, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: April 30, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
S4, EP18 "It Never Rains in Hooterville"After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.
Rerun Air Date: May 1, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 1, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 1, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 1, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 1, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 1, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 1, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 1, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
S2, EP7 "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.
S2, EP8 "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.
S2, EP9 "Yes, Monsignor"Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.
S2, EP10 "The Salmon Under My Sweater"Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.
S2, EP11 "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"Jake discovers an angry Web site devoted to Charlie's womanizing ways.
S12, EP10 "Here I Come, Pants!"After the social worker discovers that Alan and Walden are not really a gay couple, Alan tries to help Walden keep Louis.
S12, EP9 "Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey"Walden discovers how difficult it is to be with women with Louis in the house; Herb asks Alan if he can take Lyndsey on a date.
S12, EP7 "Sex With an Animated Ed Asner"Walden and Alan befriend three mothers, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them; Alan joins a group of moms on a girls night.
S12, EP6 "Alan Shot a Little Girl"Alan decides to break Walden's rules so he can keep up an appearance of being cool in front of Louis.
S12, EP5 "Oontz Oontz Oontz"Walden takes in a foster child named Louis but wonders if he made the right decision when they don't bond as he expected.
S12, EP4 "Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight"A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.
S6, EP13 "I Think You Offended Don"Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father; Jake is in a contentious mood, and Charlie thinks he knows why.
S6, EP12 "Thank God for Scoliosis"Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.
S6, EP11 "The Devil's Lube"When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.
S6, EP4 "The Flavin' and the Mavin"Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.
S6, EP3 "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.
S6, EP2 "Pie Hole, Herb"Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.
S6, EP1 "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.
S5, EP19 "Waiting for the Right Snapper"Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.
S5, EP18 "If My Hole Could Talk"Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment.
S5, EP17 "Fish in a Drawer"A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.
S5, EP16 "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.
S5, EP15 "Rough Night in Hump Junction"Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.
S5, EP14 "Winky-Dink Time"Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets up Alan with a prostitute.
S5, EP13 "The Soil Is Moist"Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.
S5, EP12 "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.
S5, EP11 "Meander to Your Dander"Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.
S5, EP10 "Kinda Like Necrophilia"Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.
S5, EP9 "Tight's Good"Charlie tries to resist an attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister (Jenny McCarthy).
S5, EP8 "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
S5, EP7 "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.
S5, EP6 "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.
S4, EP8 "Release the Dogs"Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.
S4, EP7 "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter (Sara Rue); Alan satisfies a secret fetish.
S4, EP6 "Apologies for the Frivolity"Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.
S4, EP5 "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"Herb (Ryan Stiles) and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith, so Alan and Charlie take action.
S1, EP11 "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.
S1, EP9 "Phase One, Complete"Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Original Air Date: Sep 22, 2003
Genres: ComedyTV Series
Rating: TV14
Playback: HD
5 seasons available on demand (33 episodes)
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