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Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.

Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.

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Two and a Half Men

S1, EP1 "Pilot"

Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.

Two and a Half Men

S4, EP1 "Working for Caligula"

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.

Two and a Half Men

S1, EP2 "Big Flappy Bastards"

Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of seagulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.

Two and a Half Men

S4, EP2 "Who's Vod Kanockers?"

Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Starring: Angus T. Jones, April Bowlby, Charlie Sheen, Conchata Ferrell, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Graham Patrick Martin, Holland Taylor, J.D. Walsh, James Edson, Jane Lynch, Jon Cryer, Kelly Stables, Marin Hinkle, Melanie Lynskey, Ryan Stiles
Original Air Date: Sep 22, 2003
Genres: ComedyTV Series
Rating: TV14
Playback: HD
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