America's Dumbest Criminals
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America's Dumbest CriminalsPolice and security cameras capture crooks' foolish mistakes.No live or upcoming content available at this time
S2, EP26 "The Wrong Crustacean"A careless criminal stuffs the wrong crustacean down his pants; a parachuter runs into a little technical difficulty; a confused crook runs right into the arms of the law; an escaped con forgets his glasses.
S2, EP25 "Moronic Macarena"A crook packs his bags and makes a run for it; a kid does a moronic Macarena on a friend's car; a salivating senior expresses his feelings for a local store; a guy in his birthday suit gets pulled over for speeding.
S2, EP24 "Halloween Hoodlum"A halloween hoodlum picks the wrong clerk to hold up; an arguing couple lets a cop settle their differences; a bank robber gets robbed himself during his getaway; a crook gets caught with the goods after a car accident.
S2, EP23 "An Indecent Proposal"Coffee-pot desecration; burglar is caught with his pants down; robber asks victim for jumper cables to start getaway car.
S2, EP22 "Dress for Success"A drunk does some landscaping; a crook takes a pit stop; a burglar dresses for success; a suspect's last word.
S2, EP21 "Follow-the-Loser"Kids have a counter fit; a man has a room with a view; cops play follow-the-loser; a woman shares secrets about her arts and crafts.
S2, EP20 "Chilly Willy Strikes a Pose"A chilly willy strikes a pose; a pinhead poaches a puppy; a felon gets his day in court; a chatty person expresses her thoughts.
S2, EP19 "A Boatload of Bozos"People toss more than their cookies during a high-speed chase; a spaced-out suspect films home movies; a masked person hitches the wrong ride home; a mugger makes a move on the wrong couple.
S2, EP18 "A Soggy Suspect"Shoplifter wears stolen jacket to court; thief's attire reveals his name; surveillance cameras capture crook's antics.
S2, EP17 "Rookie Robber"A driver hands over more than his license; newlyweds receive an unforgettable gift; rookie robbers make a poor first impression; officers catch two criminals.
S2, EP16 "Roller Bullies""Roller Bullies"; "Motorhome Madman"; "Breaking of a Habit"; "Monkey Not See, Monkey Do."
S2, EP15 "Lights, Camera, Busted""Lights, Camera, Busted"; "A Gutsy Gal Applying Herself"; "All Dressed Up"; "You Want Butter on Your Fingers?"
S2, EP14 "Helping Hands""Helping Hands"; "Walked Dog"; "Curbed Brain"; "Chasing Lamey"; "Shorts of Breath."
S2, EP13 "The Boulder, The Stupider""The Boulder, the Stupider"; "Moon Over First Fed"; "Brothers Cool Off"; "Road Flasher."
S2, EP12 "Easy Offed"Fleeing bank robber has an accident; officers pursue speeder; shoplifter.
S2, EP11 "Caught Off Guard""Caught Off Guard"; "Squirrel Nut Speeder"; "Not Out of the Woods"; "One Moment Please."
S2, EP10 "Crate Escape""Crate Escape"; "Bad News Boobs"; "Gotta Be the Shoes"; "Pit Stop."
S2, EP9 "Shell Shocked""Shell Shocked"; "Swipe and Wipe"; "Heist Anxiety"; "Rice Man Cometh."
S2, EP8 "Bottled Up Robber""Bottled Up Robber"; "Fumigation Burglar"; "Rocky Mountain High."
S2, EP7 "Courting Trouble""Courting Trouble"; "Batter Up"; "Dumbin' in the Rough"; "Restaurant Roof Clown."
S2, EP6 "Stuffed Turkey""Stuffed Turkey"; "Swamp Things"; "Taunting Car Robber"; "Safe Quakers."
S2, EP5 "Asinine Alibis""Asinine Alibis"; "Santa Clogs"; "Swinging Single"; "Diamonds Are a Kid's Best Friend."
S2, EP4 "Dial-A-Narc"Thief tries to wash ink-stained money; crooks break into police-filled van; prospective drug buyer accidentally pages a narcotics agent.
S2, EP3 "Keyless Klutz"Man who stole a car calls locksmith for help; woman wielding an unplugged chain saw attempts a holdup; drunken man arrives for road test.
S2, EP2 "Towing Nowhere Fast""Out of the Frying Pan"; "Towing Nowhere Fast"; "Starving Stooge"; "Always on the Job."
S2, EP1 "Sticking to the Job"Drunken driver tries to place an order for fast food at the police station's drive-up intercom; teenager attempts to siphon gas from sewage tank.
S1, EP26 "Bad Luck Brown"A criminal who has bad luck; surveillance cam footage of a man pilfering pork chops; a criminal who was just faking it; segments include "Bad Luck Brown," "Pilfering Pork Chops" and "Faking It."
S1, EP25 "DUI Elvis"A drunken driver is under the influence of Elvis; a camouflaged car high-speed chase; a petty thief meets a caped crusader; "Search Me"; "Joker's Wild"; "Car Trouble."
S1, EP24 "Search Me"A cooperative criminal; a casino full of criminals; criminals with car troubles; "Search Me"; "Joker's Wild"; "Car Trouble."
S1, EP23 "Debriefing"A criminal thinks he's lucky; footage from a sting; a person gets caught in his own trap; "Debriefing"; "We're Gonna Get You"; "Taxing Driver."
S1, EP22 "One Way Ticket to Jail"A criminal tries to blend in; a guy in a bra; criminals deconstruct; "One Way Ticket to Jail"; "The Bro in the Bra"; "Mental Blocks."
S1, EP21 "Crime Time Live"Drunk driver with bad excuse; surveillance footage reveals a breaking and entering; crapshooter.
S1, EP20 "Tooling Around Town"Two criminals with short-term memory; two women dress up for an arrest; a family crime; "Tooling Around Town"; "Dressed for Arrest"; "It's All Relative."
S1, EP19 "Something More Comfortable"A lady from Pasadena tells a secret; X-ray footage; purse snatchers; "Something More Comfortable"; "Diamond in the Roughage"; "Picture This."
S1, EP18 "An Affair to Forget"Surveillance footage reveals a criminal's new dance step; featured segments include "Bust a Move" and "Dumb Drumroll."
S1, EP17 "Beer Box Bandit"The Beer Box Bandit is a truly useless burglar, and residential burglars are caught with the help of a bunch of silver dollars.
S1, EP16 "He Can't Run"A criminal tries to hide, but can't run; a criminal tries to be an escape artist; man at laundromat.
S1, EP15 "A Real Drunk Driver"A drunken driver gets more than he bargained for; convenience store surveillance footage; a glad bag turns into a sad sack; "A Real Drunken Driver"; "Store From Hell"; "Sad Sack."
S1, EP14 "Who Is It?"Hospitable dopers; criminals in a jewelry store; a disarmed and dangerous criminal; "Who is It?"; "No Cops Here"; "In Arms Way."
S1, EP13 "Name Game"Twin criminals; surveillance-cam footage; dog and a criminal clash; "Name Game"; "Hi Mom"; "I'm on TV"; "Bow-Ow-Www."
S1, EP12 "Buck Naked"A flasher falls asleep; a shoplifting film fest; a drug deal goes wrong; "Buck Naked"; "Attention Shoplifters"; "Photo Finish."
S1, EP11 "Skunk Driver"Segments include Skunk Driver, Oh, My Aching Back and Watch the Lights.
S1, EP10 "10-Year Cab Ride"Cab ride; a criminal uses his head; a bad payday; "10-Year Cab Ride"; "Head Start"; "Crime Doesn't Pay."
S1, EP9 "Don't Call the Police"Drunken driver straddles retaining wall; man chokes on stolen hot dog; robber begs cop not to call police; drive-through bank robbery.
S1, EP8 "Social Climber"A social climber falls fast; a cat's stolen whiskers; a re-enactment incident; "Social Climber"; "The Cat's Meow"; "Tie Tack Terror."
S1, EP7 "Fooled You"Flight from the second story; five fleeing fugitives captured together; criminal hides under house.
S1, EP6 "The Bagman"A bank robber with no car; a criminal gets a special delivery; a criminal learns about gravity; "The Bagman"; "Special Delivery"; "This Guy is Falling."
S1, EP5 "Kickstand Blues"A dye bomb explodes in a bank robber's pants; a man steals every video camera in a store except the one taping his crime.
S1, EP4 "Pull Over and Wake Up"A criminal falls asleep while driving; criminals on ice; "All Spruced Up"; "Pull Over and Wake Up"; "Dumb Criminals on Ice."
S1, EP3 "Two Bits"A woman bails out on her boyfriend; scary footage has a happy ending; dumb DUI excuse.
S1, EP2 "Funky Footwork"A hysterical driver creates suspicion; a robbery suspect talks too much; a woman cannot hide from a surveillance camera.
S1, EP1 "Return to Cinder"Aegments indlude Return to Cinder, Cooking with Crack and Yabba Dabba Dude.
Police and security cameras capture crooks' foolish mistakes.
Original Air Date: Jan 26, 1996
Genres: RealityTV Series
Rating: TVPG
Playback: HD
2 seasons available on demand (52 episodes)
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