The Bernie Mac Show
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The Bernie Mac ShowBernie and his wife, Wanda, reluctantly step into the role of parents when his sister drops off her three kids -- naive Bryanna, nerdy Jordan and teenager Vanessa -- en route to rehab. His views on child rearing are hardly politically correct, but Bernie tries his best.S3, EP17 "Mac-Inations"Neighbor Carl Reiner (guest starring as himself) plays the ultimate practical joke on Bernie. Ashton Kutcher guest stars as himself.
S3, EP16 "Who's That Lady?"Dr. Phil McGraw counsels Bernie on how to deal with Wanda, who feels left out after Bernie and the guys draft a woman (Mo'Nique) into their group.
S3, EP19 "The Talk"Bernie stops by the Playboy Mansion to get advice from Hugh Hefner on how to talk to Jordan about sex.
S3, EP18 "That Old Mac Magic""American Idol" judges Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson critique Bernie's commercial.
S3, EP20 "Five Stages of Bryana"Bernie and Wanda seek a child therapist's help in figuring out why Bryana has become a bully; Wanda winds up caring for a guinea pig Bernie bought for Bryana.
S3, EP21 "Go Bernie, It's Your Birthday"On Bernie's 40th birthday, he is electrically shocked by an old lady and forced to be a clown at a children's party.
S3, EP22 "Thanksgiving"Bernie has to put his foot down after Mr. Diggs, Vanessa's teacher, persuades her to become a vegetarian.
S4, EP1 "Big Brother"Bernie resorts to spying when he decides Vanessa is being secretive about her activities, but his security cameras pick up more than he bargained for.
S4, EP2 "Stiff Upper Lip"Bernie decides Bryana is too old for training wheels, but her first lesson without them proves to be disastrous.
S4, EP3 "Being Bernie Mac"Bernie must baby-sit for Bryana and deal with Jordan, who was sent home from school for pulling a fire alarm unnecessarily.
S4, EP4 "Mac Overdrive"Bernie has no patience when trying to teach Vanessa to drive.
S4, EP5 "My Privacy"Bernie realizes Bryana and Jordan are too old to share a room, so he moves her in with Vanessa, who is less than thrilled.
S4, EP6 "Who Gives This Bride"Bernie's sister, Benita, announces her plans to elope in Las Vegas, and Wanda offers her the Mac residence as a wedding site.
S4, EP7 "Nerdy Mac"Bryana's standardized test scores prompt Bernie to send her to Jordan's school, but she is so far behind that they threaten to move her back a grade.
S4, EP8 "Stone Nuts"Jordan tries to fit in with the popular crowd and, after taking Bernie's advice, winds up losing his lunch money in a poker game.
S1, EP17 "If I Were N-riched, Man"After hearing it from Bernie at home, Bryana repeats inappropriate language at school, prompting a social worker to visit the house to discuss Bernie's hostility problems.
S1, EP18 "Stop Having Sex"Bernie grows uncomfortable with the level of sexuality that is becoming part of his children's lives.
S1, EP19 "Secrets and Lies"Exhausted Bernie begs Wanda to cancel dinner plans with another couple, but free Clippers tickets prompt him and Jordan to fake an emergency so they can get out of the house.
S4, EP9 "Jack & Jacqueline"Wanda urges Vanessa to join an enrichment organization she once belonged to, but they learn times have changed when Vanessa and her new friends are charged with shoplifting.
S4, EP10 "Manchild in Vanessa Land"Bernie learns Vanessa has a boyfriend, Rahim, who is 18 years old, but when he discovers that the teen has a child, he hits the ceiling.
S4, EP11 "You Don't Know Squad"Vanessa tries to increase her chances of being accepted into a college by joining the drill team, which pleases Bernie until he sees one of the squad's provocative routines.
S4, EP12 "You Got Served"Bernie is sued for being a negligent parent after a birthday bash for Bryana results in broken bones.
S4, EP13 "I Don't Wanna Be a Playa No More"When Jordan develops a crush on a girl at school, Bernie takes it upon himself to teach Jordan how to be a "player" and get the girl.
S4, EP14 "The Big Picture"Jordan's prank anonymous phone calls have surprising consequences.
S4, EP15 "The Music Mac"When Vanessa surprises everyone with her musical talent, Isaac Hayes offers Bernie advice on how to nurture it.
S4, EP16 "Walk Like a Man"Bernie sees children walking to school on their own and decides it is time for Jordan to do the same, despite Wanda's objections.
S5, EP2 "Wrestling With a Sticky Situation"When Jordan joins the wrestling team, he overeats and finds himself in a weight class in which he is outmatched.
S5, EP1 "Father Knows Best"When a man arrives from Chicago claiming to be Bryana's father, Bernie is cautiously supportive.
S5, EP3 "Marathon Mac"When Bernie agrees to participate in a celebrity marathon, Vanessa declares she will finish the race ahead of him.
S5, EP4 "The Big Payback"When Bernie gives Vanessa money for school clothes, she decides to spend it all on an expensive pair of shoes.
S5, EP5 "Car Wars"Curtis offers to help fix Vanessa's new car, but Bernie thinks he has an ulterior motive.
S5, EP6 "Night of Terror"While baby-sitting Bryana, Jordan watches a horror movie and scares himself into believing that zombies are trying to kill him and Bryana.
S5, EP7 "For Whom the Belt Tolls"Wanda learns about Bernie's secret discipline-keeping device, and its power corrupts her.
S1, EP20 "Kelly's Heroes"After breaking up with his girlfriend, poker buddy Kelly moves into the Mac household and infringes on Bernie's paternal authority.
S1, EP21 "Sweet Home Chicago"Bernie takes the entire family to Chicago for the funeral of a beloved uncle, but his cousin's (Don Cheadle) scheming mars the trip.
S1, EP16 "Mac 101"Bernie becomes a stern taskmaster after witnessing the children's behavior at dinner, cracking down on Vanessa for her grades and making Bryana speak Spanish all the time.
Bernie and his wife, Wanda, reluctantly step into the role of parents when his sister drops off her three kids -- naive Bryanna, nerdy Jordan and teenager Vanessa -- en route to rehab. His views on child rearing are hardly politically correct, but Bernie tries his best.
Original Air Date: Nov 14, 2001
Genres: ComedyTV Series
Rating: TVPG
Playback: HD
1 seasons available on demand (1 episodes)
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