
S5, EP18 "Road Trip and Guilt Trip"
Dan and Jackie take a road trip to a hardware wholesaler in Oklahoma; Darlene heads out of town and leaves behind a plethora of to-do notes for Becky and Ben.

S5, EP17 "The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler"
Mark fights for a spot in the Lanford High chamber orchestra; Jackie puts a lottery machine in the Lunch Box.

S5, EP16 "Hiding In and Moving Out"
Harris takes her anger out on Darlene; Dan and Louise spend an entire day in bed together.

S5, EP15 "Possums, Pregnancy and Patriarchy"
Harris makes a big announcement; Ben is overwhelmed with family responsibilities.

S5, EP14 "Adding Insult to Injury"
Darlene continues her search for a new job; Becky is desperate to spend more time with Beverly Rose.

S5, EP13 "New Pipes and Old Secrets"
Darlene has issues with Dan's plumbing work in her new house; Jackie tries to find a caregiver for Bev.

S5, EP12 "Stuck in the Middle and Stuck in the Past"
Darlene and Ben get into a fight and ignore Becky's boundaries in the house; Dan accuses Jackie of losing all of their home videos.

S5, EP11 "Two More Years and a Stolen Rose"
The death of a beloved teacher from Dan and Jackie's high school brings old classmates together; Becky asks Darlene and Ben for a big favor.

S5, EP10 "The Dog Days of Christmas"
Dan meets his in-laws for the first time when Louise's family comes to visit; Darlene helps Becky with a parenting problem.

S5, EP9 "Crumbs and Couch Surfers"
Darlene, Ben, Becky and Beverly Rose move into the new house, where Darlene implements a new set of rules.

S5, EP8 "Of Missing Minds and Missing Fries"
Jackie must come to terms with her mother becoming ill; Darlene's job hunt proves to be more difficult than anticipated.

S5, EP7 "Take This Job and Shove It Twice"
Darlene receives a promotion at her company, but she quickly learns the fancy title is not all it's cracked up to be; when Louise loses her job at Casita Bonita, an opportunity arises to work with Jackie at the Lunch Box.

S5, EP6 "Book Bans and Guillotine Hands"
Dan encourages the family to decorate the house for Halloween; Harris takes a stand on an issue that ruffles a few feathers in Darlene's new neighborhood.

S5, EP5 "A Little Weed and a Bad Seed"
Problems arise on Beverly Rose's first day of kindergarten; Becky and Darlene have a disagreement; Harris advises an unusual solution for Dan's back pain.

S5, EP4 "Parent Traps and Heart Attacks"
When a relative passes away unexpectedly, the family must debate about who should gain custody of a jaded nephew, who is just shy of his 18th birthday.

S5, EP3 "Driving, Dating and Deceit"
Mark is anxious to get his driver's license when a job opportunity presents itself across town; Darlene attempts to teach Mark to drive, but her frantic energy sends him running to Ben for help; Harris meets a new guy online.

S5, EP2 "Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much"
When Jackie moves in with Neville, he shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office; Darlene and Ben have an argument as Ben points out Darlene is turning into her father.

S5, EP1 "Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double"
In an effort to save money, Darlene and Ben join Jackie and Neville on a joint honeymoon, where the newlyweds' cost-saving measures contribute to a tension-filled getaway; Dan, Becky, Harris, Mark and Beverly Rose go to a water park.