
Classic MST3K episodes from your favorite B-movie riffers!

The children of Mars are in a funk, so Martian King Kimar comes up with a solution: kidnap Santa Claus and bring him to their planet.

"Ring of Terror" (1962) Horror. Fraternity brothers tell a premed student to rob a corpse. With George Mather, Esther Furst, Austin Green.

"Star Force: Fugitive Alien II" (1986) Space loner Ken, from Valnastar, guides Earth spaceship Bacchus III on a mission to a far planet.

The crew watch an education short about the wonders a home economics major can do for young women in 1951's "The Home Economics Story"; lonely Viking women set sail to rescue a group of enslaved men in 1957's "The Saga of the Viking Women and their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent"; Joel and the Bots consider the waffle, and present an iron that can turn waffles into pancakes at the invention exchange.

Rogue rattlesnakes attack two young boys in the Southwestern desert, and things go downhill from there.

"Tormented" (1960) Horror. A dead lover's crawling hand haunts a jazz pianist; with Richard Carlson.

"Monster A-Go-Go" (1965) An astronaut mutates. Directed under an assumed name by Herschell Gordon Lewis.

A botched experiment hurls scientists into a bleak future full of mutants, androids and catty humans.