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Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.

Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.

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Two and a Half Men

S3, EP17 "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"

Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).

Two and a Half Men

S1, EP9 "Phase One, Complete"

Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.

Two and a Half Men

S3, EP18 "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"

Alan gets into financial trouble because he keeps paying the expenses of his young girlfriend, Kandi.

Two and a Half Men

S1, EP11 "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"

Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Starring: Angus T. Jones, April Bowlby, Ashton Kutcher, Charlie Sheen, Conchata Ferrell, Emmanuelle Vaugier, Holland Taylor, J.D. Walsh, Jon Cryer, Juliette Goglia, Kelly Stables, Marin Hinkle, Melanie Lynskey, Rebecca McFarland, Robert Clotworthy
Original Air Date: Sep 22, 2003
Genres: ComedyTV Series
Rating: TV14
Playback: HD
4 seasons available on demand
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