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Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.

Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.

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Two and a Half Men

S3, EP3 "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"

Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.

Two and a Half Men

S8, EP13 "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

Two and a Half Men

S3, EP4 "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"

Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.

Two and a Half Men

S8, EP14 "Looking' for Japanese Subs"

Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Starring: Angus T. Jones, April Bowlby, Ashton Kutcher, Charlie Sheen, Conchata Ferrell, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Emmanuelle Vaugier, Graham Patrick Martin, Holland Taylor, Jenny McCarthy, Jon Cryer, Liz Vassey, Marin Hinkle, Melanie Lynskey, Ryan Stiles
Original Air Date: Sep 22, 2003
Genres: ComedyTV Series
Rating: TV14
Playback: HD
3 seasons available on demand
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