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When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.

When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.

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Two and a Half Men

S3, EP14 "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"

Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

Two and a Half Men

S1, EP6 "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"

After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.

Two and a Half Men

S3, EP15 "My Tongue Is Meat"

When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.

Two and a Half Men

S1, EP7 "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"

For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Starring: Angus T. Jones, April Bowlby, Ashton Kutcher, Charlie Sheen, Conchata Ferrell, Emmanuelle Vaugier, Holland Taylor, J.D. Walsh, Jenna Elfman, Jon Cryer, Juliette Goglia, Marin Hinkle, Melanie Lynskey, Rebecca McFarland, Ryan Stiles
Original Air Date: Sep 22, 2003
Genres: ComedyTV Series
Rating: TV14
Playback: HD
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