
A high school English teacher deals with students and faculty.

Connie chooses the most handsome, but least qualified candidate for a physical-education position.

When word gets around that Miss Brooks is having her TV antenna repaired for free, people dump their broken aerials on Connie to take to the shop; Mr. Conklin becomes suspicious and is convinced that Miss Brooks is an out-of-control antenna thief.

When it's discovered that the Madison football coach never graduated, Mr. Conklin wants Miss Brooks to give him a crash course and pressures her to give him a passing grade.

After hearing Mr. Boynton say he'll marry when he's too old to enjoy anything else, Miss Brooks schemes with Angela to make him feel ancient.