
Bernie and his wife, Wanda, reluctantly step into the role of parents when his sister drops off her three kids -- naive Bryanna, nerdy Jordan and teenager Vanessa -- en route to rehab. His views on child rearing are hardly politically correct, but Bernie tries his best.

Bernie teaches his nephew Jordan how to fight back against bullies that come with an unforeseen consequence.

When Wanda schedules a play date for the children, Bernie delights in playing host to a circle of admiring women.

After taking the children to church, Bernie tries to slip out during the sermon to catch a football game on the tube.

The kids go on strike for wages after Bernie tries to make them clean up their mess, so he hires neighborhood kids as scabs.