
The mischievous Cricket Green and his family pick up their lives in the country to start anew in the big city.

Cricket is caught eating dog food by Gloria and must stop her from revealing his secret shame; Bill installs a parenting device to monitor and discipline Cricket for him.

Remy excuses himself from the mayoral fitness test and Cricket is turned into a super soldier; Bill competes for the Golden Gourd award while Tilly falls for a Hot Potato.

Bill buys the kids a metal detector; when Gramma complains that Cricket and Tilly are soft, the kids try to prove they can handle the deprivations of Gramma's childhood.

Cricket loses his hearing and keeps it a secret from Bill; the Greens go to a hipster drive-in movie, where Gloria proves her life is fun by taking the perfect SnapAGram photo.