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Two and a Half MenChiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.S9, EP13 "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion"When Walden's mother (Mimi Rogers) and ex-wife (Judy Greer) try to take over his company, he turns to Alan for help.
S6, EP23 "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.
S9, EP14 "A Possum on Chemo"Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
S8, EP14 "Looking' for Japanese Subs"Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.
S8, EP15 "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.
S8, EP16 "That Darn Priest"Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's "husband"; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.
S1, EP1 "Pilot"Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.
S1, EP2 "Big Flappy Bastards"Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.
S1, EP3 "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.
S4, EP19 "Smooth as a Ken Doll"Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.
S9, EP15 "The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack"Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
S6, EP24 "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital.
S9, EP16 "Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy"When a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day, conflict brews and relationships are strained.
S1, EP4 "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.
S1, EP5 "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
S1, EP6 "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.
S1, EP7 "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
S1, EP8 "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.
S1, EP9 "Phase One, Complete"Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.
S4, EP20 "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.
S9, EP17 "Not in My Mouth!"A near-death experience has an adverse effect on Zoey and Walden's relationship; Alan thinks Lyndsey may have a drinking problem.
S7, EP1 "818-jklpuzo"Charlie must decide between his fiancee, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.
S9, EP18 "The War Against Gingivitis"Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
S1, EP11 "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.
S1, EP12 "Camel Filters and Pheremones"The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.
S1, EP13 "Sarah Like Puny Alan"Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.
S1, EP14 "I Can't Afford Hyenas"Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.
S4, EP21 "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities.
S1, EP17 "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
Rerun Air Date: May 4, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
S2, EP24 "Does This Smell Funny to You?"Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.
S3, EP1 "Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts"After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.
S3, EP2 "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover"Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.
S3, EP3 "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.
S3, EP4 "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.
S3, EP5 "We Called It Mr. Pinky"Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love, and Rose says his inability to have a long-lasting relationship is due to unresolved issues with his mother.
S7, EP2 "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"Charlie's house is taken over by women when Chelsea convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend move in.
S9, EP19 "Palmdale, Ech"Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers; Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
S9, EP20 "Grandma's Pie"Walden tells Zoey that he will be going into business with his ex-wife (Judy Greer); Lyndsey and Alan grapple with their mothers' new relationship.
S1, EP18 "An Old Flame With a New Wick"Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).
S1, EP19 "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.
S1, EP20 "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).
S1, EP21 "No Sniffing, No Wowing"Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear).
S1, EP22 "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).
S4, EP22 "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.
S9, EP21 "Mr. Hose Says Yes"Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey.
S7, EP3 "Mmm, Fish. Yum"Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.
S9, EP22 "Why We Gave Up Women"When Alan has a heart attack, Charlie's ghost (Kathy Bates) visits him.
S1, EP23 "Just Like Buffalo"Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
S1, EP24 "Can You Feel My Finger?"A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.
S2, EP1 "Back Off Mary Poppins"Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.
S2, EP2 "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.
S2, EP3 "A Bag Full of Jawea"Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.
S2, EP4 "Go Get Mommy's Bra"Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.
S4, EP23 "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.
S9, EP23 "The Straw in My Donut Hole"Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love and affection he receives upon his return from the hospital.
S7, EP4 "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.
S9, EP24 "Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!"Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life.
S2, EP5 "Bad News From the Clinic"Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.
S2, EP6 "The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance"Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.
S2, EP7 "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.
S2, EP8 "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.
S2, EP9 "Yes, Monsignor"Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.
S2, EP10 "The Salmon Under My Sweater"Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.
S4, EP24 "Prostitutes and Gelato"Charlie and Alan must confront their "daddy issues" when Evelyn's new boyfriend (Robert Wagner) invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet.
S10, EP1 "I Changed My Mind About the Milk"Walden plans a surprise for Zoey's birthday.
S7, EP5 "For the Sake of the Child"After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.
S10, EP2 "A Big Bag of Dog"Walden has a breakdown after his relationship with Zoey ends.
S2, EP11 "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"Jake discovers an angry Web site devoted to Charlie's womanizing ways.
S2, EP12 "A Lungful of Alan"Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.
S2, EP13 "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)"When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.
S2, EP14 "Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts"Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.
S2, EP15 "Smell the Umbrella Stand"Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.
S2, EP16 "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.
S5, EP1 "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.
S10, EP3 "Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt"Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life.
S7, EP6 "Give Me Your Thumb"Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.
S10, EP4 "You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For"A friend's visiting daughter (Miley Cyrus) makes Walden feel his age.
S2, EP17 "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor after he injures his back during sex.
S5, EP2 "Media Room Slash Dungeon"Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.
Rerun Air Date: May 11, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 13, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 13, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 13, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 13, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 13, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 13, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 13, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 13, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 13, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 13, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 13, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 13, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
S7, EP7 "Untainted by Filth"Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.
Rerun Air Date: May 13, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 13, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 13, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 13, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 13, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 13, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 13, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 13, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
S5, EP3 "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
S7, EP8 "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.
Rerun Air Date: May 14, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 14, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 14, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 14, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 14, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 14, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 14, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 14, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
S5, EP4 "City of Great Racks"Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.
S2, EP18 "It Was Mame, Mom"When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him, as his gay partner.
S2, EP19 "A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise"Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.
S2, EP20 "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.
S2, EP21 "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.
S2, EP22 "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.
S2, EP23 "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.
S9, EP12 "One False Move, Zimbabwe!"Alan develops a crush on Walden's visiting mother; a secret comes out about Walden's past.
S9, EP11 "What a Lovely Landing Strip"Bridget (Judy Greer) reappears in Walden's life as he is trying to impress a new love interest.
S9, EP10 "A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes"Walden meets an attractive British woman but remains hesitant to start dating.
S9, EP9 "Frodo's Headshots"After being released from the hospital, Alan is confronted with challenges that test his mental stability.
S8, EP13 "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.
S8, EP12 "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).
S8, EP11 "Dead From the Waist Down"Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.
S8, EP10 "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.
S8, EP9 "A Good Time in Central Africa"Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.
S8, EP8 "Springtime on a Stick"Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.
S8, EP7 "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.
S8, EP6 "Twanging Your Magic Clanger"Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.
S8, EP5 "The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel"Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.
S8, EP4 "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.
S8, EP3 "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
S8, EP2 "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.
S6, EP22 "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.
S6, EP21 "Above Exalted Cyclops"Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.
S4, EP18 "It Never Rains in Hooterville"After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.
S4, EP17 "I Merely Slept With a Commie"Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.
S4, EP16 "Young People Have Phlegm Too"A more mature woman (Morgan Fairchild) helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.
S1, EP16 "That Was Saliva, Alan"Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.
S1, EP15 "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Original Air Date: Sep 22, 2003
Genres: ComedyTV Series
Rating: TV14
Playback: HD
5 seasons available on demand (23 episodes)
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